matt damon on sarah palin

Sarah Palin’s Greatest Hits

wow. postmodernism at its finest.

But as I say in my book

Koch has generally been less explicit in his denials in later life, and refused comment on his actual sexual experiences, writing “What do I care? I’m 73 years old. I find it fascinating that people are interested in my sex life at age 73. It’s rather complimentary! But as I say in my book, my answer to questions on this subject is simply Fuck off. There have to be some private matters left.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Koch

Maybe we were right all along

Maybe I’m just a pessimist, but what if there is no scandal? Maybe we were right all along, when we judged her as a minor-league grifter/attention whore that was destined to implode in a very public way once she was exposed for the twit she is?

Maybe, like a drunk experiencing their moment of clarity after waking up in a pool of their own vomit on a park bench at noon and swearing that THIS IS THE TIME TO QUIT, Palin has seen the light and is actually doing the smart thing and getting out for good?

God, this is depressing.

http://wonkette.com/409650/insane-sarah-palin-late-at-night-on-july-4-threatens-to-sue-entire-internet-via-twitter

This is why people shouldn’t set their goals too low. Once you achieve them the only thing left is to resign.

anal bear

i can’t be the only person who finds this illustration for a children’s book extremely disturbing.

I was reluctant to do mammals

This season, you dress up as a very, uh, ready-to-mate male whale.

I was reluctant to do mammals, because they look so similar to us. But what’s interesting about the whale is the female puts her vagina on the surface of the water, out of the reach of the male. Then she can see the males fight and she can select which one she likes, and then she turns over and lets him get to her. I thought, I can do that!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/…/isabella_rossellini_161854.htm

it turns me on

Knowing what I’ve lost

I was happy. Wherever I was… I was happy… at peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time… didn’t mean anything. Nothing had form. But I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I – I don’t understand theology or dimensions, any of it really… but I think I was in heaven. And now I’m not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out, by my friends. Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that. Knowing what I’ve lost.

http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/After_Life

it’s just a rental

This body … it’s just a rental, Dawnie. Being human? It’s like a costume for girls like you and me.

http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/The_Weight_of_the_World